The patient says, "Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea."
The doctor says, "Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
The mother says to her daughter, "Did you enjoy your first at school?"
The daughter answers, "First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow?"
The doctor says, "Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
The mother says to her daughter, "Did you enjoy your first at school?"
The daughter answers, "First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow?"
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